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The 2009 Men's Youth World Handball Championship took place in Tunisia from July 20–July 31.
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Wilsele is a sub-municipality of the city of Leuven located in the province of Flemish Brabant, Flemish Region, Belgium. It was a separate municipality until 1977. On 1 January 1977, it was merged into Leuven.
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